Refreshing moment!!! Get the joke


A madman was standing on the 3rd mainland bridge and shouting "44" "44" "44". And within seconds crowd gradually gathered to watch him. You know 9ja people loves what's interesting to the eyes. A guy suddenly came to the scene and ask one of the people watching, "What's that man saying?", the man replied I don't know!. The inquisitive guy went ahead to ask the madman what does "44" means?. As soon as he got close to the madman , the madman picked him up and threw him into the ocean and started shouting "45" "45" "45". Lol... What happened next?. The remaining people all start to run for their lives..

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